After failing as a nano-technician because I was no good at small talk, I went into medicine. First, I was a dermatologist, but that didn't work out because I hated making rash decisions. Then I tried my hand at being an allergist, which flopped too because I bit off more than I could ahh ahh ah-coo. Moving away from medicine, I decided to try my luck in pro sports, becoming a professional bowler. This endeavor failed me as well, it was too sad, bowling is the only game where you actually seek despair. Finally, I turned to the culinary arts and became a baker. This too proved futile however because no matter how much bread I baked I always kneaded more.