2 too true candy stories.....

1) Why are Lifesavers called Lifesavers?
Not because they are shaped like life preservers. But because they have a hole in the middle that assures should one be accidentally swallowed and become lodged in the throat, breathing is possible (through the hole) until the candy dissolves.

2) Overheard in the concession line at the movies....

Man: Do you want some popcorn?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like the butter on my fingers.
Man: What about some candy?
Woman: Oh yes! Uuhhmmm....uhh...get me a Butterfinger.